| Me watching the Olympics at age 9: | Oh that's nice |
| Me watching the Olympics at age 13: | Wow I hope we win |
| Me watching the Olympics at age 17: | I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me |
| ummm, age 18: | Im gunna fuck the entire swim, diving, and gymnastics team, even if some of them may be gay. |